Recently Area 51 was assaulted by blood thirsty squirrels, who were sick of being treated like animals humans quickly evacuated as the numbers of squirrels quickly increased, President Trump sent in the U.S. Air Force, but it was quickly crushed by the millions of squirrels.
Soon squirrels had destroyed all research and experiments. The Marines were ordered to assault the new “Squirrel Empire.” But by the time they got there the squirrels had already found out the wonders of the anti- aircraft cannon and how to work a tank! The Marines were quickly annihilated by the sneak attack. The military generals and commanders were furious. They wondered, “HOW COULD RODENTS BEAT THEIR FORCES?!”
It was time to send in the big guns. All military forces that were not currently engaged in war were sent to the new squirrel base to secure it. The squirrels quickly found this out because they had modified some of their comrade’s brains so they now had IQs over 300. Now the super-smart squirrels could hack the system. This is all the information we could collect about this massacre.
Overall, this event remains a big mystery to mankind.
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