Clouds Turn into Sheep, Put Cities to Sleep by BP

After the passing of a previously undiscovered comet, clouds all around the world have morphed into sheep, which are now flying over our cities, putting anyone that looks at them into a deep slumber, from which they can only be awoken by having 12 fl oz(355 mL) of Dr. Pepper poured onto their face.

The sheep clouds look like any average sheep but they are many times larger, varying in shades of whites and grays. Looking at the sheep with the naked eye will result in falling into a deep sleep. The first reports came in around sunrise from all over the world, however they were few and far between due to the slumber that many eye witnesses were placed under. The comet supposedly emitted some kind of mystical radiation, which caused the clouds to morph. At the moment, there has not been a clear motive identified for the sheep, although some experts speculate that it could be a malicious attempt to have the citizens of Earth waste their worldly drink, Dr. Pepper.